- Big Foot's been spotted several times.
2. What's the smartest thing a man can say?
- "My wife says...."
3. Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?
- So men can understand them.
4. Why did God create man before woman?
- Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.
5. Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?
- To stop the snoring before it starts.
6. Why do jocks play on artificial turf?
- To keep them from grazing.
7. Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
- Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
8. Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
- Because not one will stop and ask for directions.
9. Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?
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