Idea for FB Status

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You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they’re going.

2.

Marriage is like a late night phone call. You get a ring and then you wake up.

3.

A job is nice but it interferes with my life.

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Do you ever just look at someone and “why” is the only thing you can come up with?

5.

I chose the road less traveled. Now…where the heck am I?

6.

I turn down my radio to park my car.

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I’d mind my own business if yours was a little less interesting.

8.

I try to avoid trouble but I think it likes me.

9.

There are only two levels in lion taming – “expert” and “cat food”.

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The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing in the right place, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

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I like to sugarcoat my words because I know I’m gonna to end up eating them.

12.

Say no, then negotiate.

13.

Opinions are indeed like butts, some are just bigger than others.

14.

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

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I saw a bald eagle the other day. All of its feathers were combed over to one side.