A man walked into a car dealership and spotted the car of his dreams. He walked over to inspect it. As he bent to feel the fine leather upholstery, he broke wind.
Embarrassed, he looked around nervously to see if anyone was nearby.
A salesman approached and said, “Good day, sir, how may I help you today?”
The man asked, “what’s the price of this car?”
The salesman answered, “Frankly, sir I’d rather not say.”
He said, “Why not?”
The salesman said, “If you farted just touching it, you’re going to shit when you hear the price.”
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