Q: How many BMW car salesmen does it take to change your light bulb?
A: It depends on your credit, current lease terms, and willingness to take a balloon payment!
Q: What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
A: Porcupines have pricks on the outside.
Q: What is the BMW owner's most ardent wish?
A: A bigger penis.
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